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jackscarab:

thecheshirecass:

simplytheanthropic:

My all time favorite animal.
The red-bearded vulture.

The bearded vulture, or lammergeier, lives on a steady diet of bones (more specifically the marrow) and dyes its own feathers blood red.

Bearded vultures come in various shades, from pure white to orange-red. Soils stained with iron oxide give the birds their fiery appearance. Lammergeiers apply the dirt with their claws and then preen for about an hour to ensure a bright orange/red glow. They are also attracted to other red things, like leaves and red wood. Captive birds also partake in this behavior, which suggests the activity is instinctual, not learned.

The soil doesn’t have any practical purposes; it certainly doesn’t make for good camouflage (though the birds have no natural predators anyway). Scientists have noticed that the birds’ age and size are directly correlated to the intensity of color. It is theorized that the hue is a status symbol. More soiled feathers indicates that the lammergeier had the time and resources to find an adequate place to bathe; the brightest-colored vultures should have the most territory and knowledge of their surroundings. Interestingly, these baths are done in secret, so most of the information gathered has been through spying on captive birds.

Bearded Vultures are most commonly monogamous, and breed once a year. Sometimes, especially in certain areas of Spain and France, bachelor lammergeiers will join a pre-existing couple to create a polyandrous trio. Females accept secondary mates because it increases the chances of producing offspring and doubles her protection. The birds usually don’t lay more than three eggs, so they can use all the help they can get.

These giant birds can grow up to 4 feet tall. They have a wingspan between 7 and 9 feet and usually weigh around 10 to 15 pounds.

In other words, this bird is awesome and I love it forever.

This is it. This is the moment I have found my patronus. I love these vain fluff faces forever.

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They’re really great

hotdiggedydemon:
“Alright Nintendo hear me out, I have some ideas on how Zelda games can be improved
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hotdiggedydemon:

Alright Nintendo hear me out, I have some ideas on how Zelda games can be improved 

shitpost-senpai:

pyronoid-d:

shitpost-senpai:

da-moose-mcgillycuddy:

The funny money experiment is now over.

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IT BEGINS

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the-realest-asami:

argentvagabond:

Surprise!

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the return

plasmalogical:

deadgripss:

weloveshortvideos:

The best Halo clip I’ve ever seen

fuckin legendary

this is the guy who wrote the navy seal copypasta

clophalla:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

tranny-levi:

lastsonlost:

@theindependentconservative​ sis I got bad news…

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Calling the practice “at odds with modern day societal norms,” Formula 1 on Wednesday announced it no longer would employ “grid girls,” models who perform various promotional duties during races.

“Over the last year, we have looked at a number of areas which we felt needed updating so as to be more in tune with our vision for this great sport,” Sean Bratches, Formula 1’s managing director for commercial operations, said in a statement on the circuit’s website. “While the practice of employing grid girls has been a staple of Formula 1 Grands Prix for decades, we feel this custom does not resonate with our brand values and clearly is at odds with modern day societal norms. We don’t believe the practice is appropriate or relevant to Formula 1 and its fans, old and new, across the world.”

The decision did not sit well with some grid girls, who railed against what they see as an overreach of political correctness.

“Ridiculous that women who say they are ‘fighting for women’s rights’ are saying what others should and shouldn’t do, stopping us from doing a job we love and are proud to do. PC gone mad,” now-former grid girl Rebecca Cooper wrote on Twitter.

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Michelle Westby, meanwhile, wrote on Facebook that her experience as a grid girl helped pave the way for her entrance to the male-dominated world of stunt and drift competition driving. She also said a lot of women will lose a source of income, thanks to “feminists.”

“I’m now retired from it all but to think girls have now lost a lot of important income because feminists think they know best when they haven’t a clue is really frustrating, we have our own voice, we loved doing the job, this is all basically because some men can’t control what comes out their mouth and nothing to do with the girls,” she wrote Thursday on Facebook. “I can walk past a building site and get the same comments so why suddenly a job should be taken away due to some unwanted male attention is a joke. What’s next? No female magazines, commercials ….. where does it end.”

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“It’s upsetting, and I’m rather disgusted that F1 have given in to the minority to be politically correct,” a former grid girl named Charlotte Gash told BBC Radio 5 live. “I’m one of the lucky ones that I don’t rely on this as a main source of income, but there are girls out there who do. I know the grid girls are there to look pretty when they’re out on the grid, but my role was interacting with the crowd and we were there as an advertisement for the sponsors. We love doing it, and we don’t want it taken away from us.”

Formula 1’s announcement followed a similar edict by Professional Darts Corporation, which said last week it no longer employ “walk-on girls” who escort male competitors to the stage. Female models still are used as eye candy at cycling events and during boxing and mixed martial arts competitions.

“We strongly encourage sports such as cycling, boxing and UFC to follow darts and Formula 1 and reconsider the use of podium girls, ring girls and octagon girls,” the Women’s Sport Trust said in a statement.

“This is not a matter of feminists versus models, which seems to be the way many people want to portray this story. These changes are taking place because global businesses are making a considered choice about how women should be valued and portrayed in their sports in 2018. They deserve significant credit for doing so.”

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An a whole lot of young ladies having fucked out of their job way to go.

feminists: believe that women are paid less than men for the same job

also feminists: get hundreds of women fired from their job because reasons

And then they wonder why more women aren’t feminists than ever before

Amazing, the femnists are reaching unrecorded levels of idiocy.

Jerma985 - The Rat Song

gudroo:

gudroo:

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gudroo:

gudroo:

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gudroo:

trixyathome:

Rats… we’re rats… we’re the rats

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avant-gardevoir:

syntax-error:

When playing MGS V I tried fucking around with it and got some really weird guns like

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A pistol with a grenade launcher barrel and a scoped shotgun on top of it, fairly normal

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It has two triggers so you can fire two shots at the same time and kill the same person twice

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A pistol with a grenade launcher attached to it with a rocket launcher attached to the grenade launcher

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The pistol was redundant so I replaced it with…well it seems to be a scope that is actually a gun

did you make

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the silent grenade

kungfukingblog:

Jackie Chan is currently the world’s most famous martial artist. As a director, producer, action choreographer, martial artist, comedian, singer, stunt performer and, most importantly, an actor, Jackie has stunned billions of movie goers worldwide with his martial arts and acrobatic movements. “I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan”. Jackie