people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
Snakes that large are actually incredibly lethargic most of the time. Even if they haven’t eaten, they know they can’t eat you, just don’t hurt them and they pretty much don’t give a damn.
Also, you do realize none of them are venomous, right?
