hyposensitivity

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

william-snekspeare

I would pay $10 to do this

cuttleskulls

GG EZ

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windforge

me

the-mighty-python

exactly!

meantoys

Snakes that large are actually incredibly lethargic most of the time.  Even if they haven’t eaten, they know they can’t eat you, just don’t hurt them and they pretty much don’t give a damn.

guzmas-beautifly

Also, you do realize none of them are venomous, right?

thevictoryfire88

They aren’t. I like these babies.