heard u were talkin shit

No I was taking a shit

QUIT JERKIN OFF IN THE BATHROOM!!

how can you jerk off with out taking off your pants? 

thats what a zipper is for

oh yea. that’s how I jerked you off on the train ride he *gets muffled* 

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUSH!!!

You weren’t saying that during the ride babe