Pirates Cove… nothing wrong here, yup, yup….

Then this mother fucker pops his head out and is like “Hey baby I heard you were lonely…” and of course I’m like… “NNNOONONOGOBACKINYOURFUCKINGHOLE”

Then he fucking pulls a Michigan J. Frog just to try and break the ice…

AND COMES CAREENING DOWN THE FUCKING HALLWAY LIKE A LOONATIC

and pops in and gives you this nonchalant look like… “how you doin’?” before he fucking murders your dumb ass…